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If there were a late-night comedy show completely run by comedy writers, without any interference from a host, producer, or network, that show would probably be called The Darkest and Most Impossibly Horrible Things You Can Imagine, Presented as Comedy. Every sketch would end with a gunshot or an infant’s stroller engulfed in flames, and the show would be canceled halfway through its opening titles. That’s because most comedy writers are so inured by humor that only the most shockingly toxic ideas can achieve the proper velocity to penetrate their indifference.

Conan writer Todd Levin on how jokes die, for GOOD Magazine “Just Like That but Funny” (via lonelysandwich)

Actually, there is such a show. It’s called The Midnight Show, and most of the sketches do end in horrible tragedy.

(via atencio)

(via atencio)

Jan
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We live in a society where comfort has become a value and a life goal. But comfort reduces our motivation for introducing important transformations in our lives. Sadly, being comfortable often prohibits us from chasing our dreams. Many of us are like lions in the zoo: well-fed but sit around passively stuck in a reactive rut. Comfort equals boring shortsightedness, and a
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FACT: Skateboard Videos get instant reblogs from me.   

  Mackenzie and I dont know each other outside the internet and the fact that we are like distant cousins in the UCB family (Her NY, me LA)

But from this video I can immediately tell, SHE GET ITS.

(also check out her blog, she always has pics of really cool home designs that will make you inspired and jealous at the sametime.

lookmom:

skateboard videos

Oct
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i’m really late to this…

 but what is the appropriate age to STOP celebrating how old john Lennon would have been each year.  At some point he would have died of natural causes like everybody else*  


Robotic Future Radio DJ:
“John Lennon would have been 175 years old today.  Tragic, a bright candle unjustly snubbed out before its time. From the archives, here  is Paperback writer…”



* Im looking at you George Harrison

Sep
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Before you can change the world, you must first change your underwear
— I’m gonna start a line of motivational posters for really lazy or depressed people.  I think the market is there. 
Aug
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This is my Indian summer…I learnt that fame is an illusion & everything about it is just a joke. I’m far more dangerous now, because I don’t care at all.

—Joe Strummer

  keepin it real today folks.

Jul
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Two of my Aunts were in the audience. moments later pumphrey jerked off in a diaper while i licked sloniker’s arm.
MAKING THE FAMILY PROUD!
liezlwashere:

UCB-LA | The Midnight Show | 07.03.10
Jeff Sloniker, Curtis Rainsberry, & James Pumphrey at the Sexual Submissive Competitive Dog Food Eating Contest, on ESPN2.

Two of my Aunts were in the audience. moments later pumphrey jerked off in a diaper while i licked sloniker’s arm.

MAKING THE FAMILY PROUD!

liezlwashere:

UCB-LA | The Midnight Show | 07.03.10

Jeff Sloniker, Curtis Rainsberry, & James Pumphrey at the Sexual Submissive Competitive Dog Food Eating Contest, on ESPN2.

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jamespumphrey:

my gang

jamespumphrey:

my gang