look im a blog

Sep
14th

Wed

If there were a late-night comedy show completely run by comedy writers, without any interference from a host, producer, or network, that show would probably be called The Darkest and Most Impossibly Horrible Things You Can Imagine, Presented as Comedy. Every sketch would end with a gunshot or an infant’s stroller engulfed in flames, and the show would be canceled halfway through its opening titles. That’s because most comedy writers are so inured by humor that only the most shockingly toxic ideas can achieve the proper velocity to penetrate their indifference.

—

Conan writer Todd Levin on how jokes die, for GOOD Magazine “Just Like That but Funny” (via lonelysandwich)

Actually, there is such a show. It’s called The Midnight Show, and most of the sketches do end in horrible tragedy.

(via atencio)

Jan
29th

Sat

We live in a society where comfort has become a value and a life goal. But comfort reduces our motivation for introducing important transformations in our lives. Sadly, being comfortable often prohibits us from chasing our dreams. Many of us are like lions in the zoo: well-fed but sit around passively stuck in a reactive rut. Comfort equals boring shortsightedness, and a

Jan
20th

Thu

Dear Wyatt Earp documentary on Netflix instant…

I’m your huckleberry

Nov
22nd

Mon

FACT: Skateboard Videos get instant reblogs from me.

Mackenzie and I dont know each other outside the internet and the fact that we are like distant cousins in the UCB family (Her NY, me LA)

But from this video I can immediately tell, SHE GET ITS.

(also check out her blog, she always has pics of really cool home designs that will make you inspired and jealous at the sametime.

lookmom:

skateboard videos

Oct
27th

Wed

Welcome, Sinners!

michaelbusch:

Oops, you fucked up. You’re in Hell. Might as well make the best of it! Satan’s Minions and prominent members of the Underworld will guide you through the ins and outs of your new afterlife.

Hosted by Michael Busch, Curtis Rainsberry & Jeff Sloniker

With
Trevor Moore & Sam Brown from The Whitest Kids U’ Know
Cale Hartmann & James Pumphrey
Dave Holmes & Dave Park
Hal Rudnick
Monika Smith
& More!

Saturday 10pm UCBLA

(via themidnightshowblog)

Oct
21st

Thu

i’m really late to this…

but what is the appropriate age to STOP celebrating how old john Lennon would have been each year. At some point he would have died of natural causes like everybody else*

Robotic Future Radio DJ:
“John Lennon would have been 175 years old today. Tragic, a bright candle unjustly snubbed out before its time. From the archives, here is Paperback writer…”

* Im looking at you George Harrison

Sep
10th

Fri

Before you can change the world, you must first change your underwear

— I’m gonna start a line of motivational posters for really lazy or depressed people. I think the market is there.

Aug
30th

Mon

This is my Indian summer…I learnt that fame is an illusion & everything about it is just a joke. I’m far more dangerous now, because I don’t care at all.

—

—Joe Strummer

keepin it real today folks.

Jul
5th

Mon

Two of my Aunts were in the audience. moments later pumphrey jerked off in a diaper while i licked sloniker’s arm.

MAKING THE FAMILY PROUD!

liezlwashere:

UCB-LA | The Midnight Show | 07.03.10

Jeff Sloniker, Curtis Rainsberry, & James Pumphrey at the Sexual Submissive Competitive Dog Food Eating Contest, on ESPN2.

Jun
9th

Wed

jamespumphrey:

my gang